The year is 3050, and I'm a renowned expert on Sock Discrepancies (SD). I have spent years studying the ancient art of Sock Forensics.
My clients are plagued by missing matches, lone socks, and sock-eating monsters in their laundry baskets. I have helped them find closure and reunite with their long-lost footwear companions.
I've seen it all: Sock goblins, Sock fairies, and even Sock ninjas. But I've always got the last word.